Basically a stream of things I think are pretty, make me laugh, find interesting, and/or feel the need to comment on.
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  • Socialism:

    You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

  • Communism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

  • Fascism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

  • Nazism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.

  • Bureaucratism:

    You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..

  • Traditional Capitalism:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

  • An American Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

  • A French Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

  • Japanese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.

  • An Italian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

  • A Swiss Corporation:

    You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

  • Chinese Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

  • An Iraqi Corporation:

    Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......

  • Counter Culture:

    'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'

  • Surrealism:

    You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

  • Apathyologism:

    You have 2 cows. You do not care.

  • Fatalist:

    You have 2 doomed cows...

  • Atheism:

    You have 2 cows. There is no God.

  • A West-Country Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

  • A Brazilian Corporation:

    You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.

  • Russia:

    You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.

  • PETA:

    You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.

  • Moffat:

    You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.

  • Hussie:

    You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.

  • Romney:

    You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.

  • Once-ler:

    You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.

  • Old Spice:

    You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.

  • An Irish Corporation:

    You have a million cows because they're everywhere

  • Tumblr:

    You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.

  • Also Tumblr:

    I give you a hamburger.

  • Night Vale:

    You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?

  • Tom Hiddleston:

    You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.

  • Thranduil:

    You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.

  • Dwarves:

    You had two cows but now they're on fire.

  • Bilbo Baggins:

    You did not invite those two cows for dinner.

  • Cows:

    The shit you go through.

  • This post:

    Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

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spiderjockey:

hazleapricot:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

Posts like these drive me nuts, in all honesty. You have to plan. This isn’t even a largely healthy grocery haul. It’s sugar, sugar, and salted protein. The link below, as well as many others like it, shows a good way to eat healthy and for cheap. It takes work, just like all things worth doing.
I’m referring to people complaining about how eating healthy is expensive. It can be, yes, but eating like shit can be expensive too.
http://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/2h4bu2/35_vegetarian_meal_plan_grocery_list_and_recipes/
This image has no meat in it, no fiber in it, no veggies, nothing. It’s all sugar and salts! This can’t even be referred to as a healthy haul, because it absolutely is not.

I got so annoyed by this post that I had to go back and reblog it again, but this time with my own addition

this picture is $40 bucks at Aldi’s
(source)
stop making fucking excuses

Where the fuck do you live that all that it’s only $40 because I need to move there

spiderjockey:

hazleapricot:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

Posts like these drive me nuts, in all honesty. You have to plan. This isn’t even a largely healthy grocery haul. It’s sugar, sugar, and salted protein. The link below, as well as many others like it, shows a good way to eat healthy and for cheap. It takes work, just like all things worth doing.

I’m referring to people complaining about how eating healthy is expensive. It can be, yes, but eating like shit can be expensive too.

http://www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/2h4bu2/35_vegetarian_meal_plan_grocery_list_and_recipes/

This image has no meat in it, no fiber in it, no veggies, nothing. It’s all sugar and salts! This can’t even be referred to as a healthy haul, because it absolutely is not.

I got so annoyed by this post that I had to go back and reblog it again, but this time with my own addition

this picture is $40 bucks at Aldi’s

(source)

stop making fucking excuses

Where the fuck do you live that all that it’s only $40 because I need to move there

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dynastylnoire:

carryonteamfreewill:

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